MAN and WOMAN enter an apartment,kissing. WOMAN: Can I use your restroom really quick? MAN: Sure sure! She enters the restroom & comes face to face with a dirty man in a TOOTHBRUSH costume. BAD TOOTHBRUSH:"Hey"He burps. WOMAN:disgusting! BRUSH:Well darlin You been kissin on ME all night too. His mouth and I are right tight if ya get my drift.Hungry? Think I got some salmon in these bristles from last week.
She runs out.
"CAN MY BUDDIES AND I WATCH? Just me & 40million bacteria hahah"
