As children of the 90s, the notorious “Mystery Meat” urban legend was in every bit of media we consumed. We’d like that nostalgic, gross, and creepy concept to take center stage as we calmly pan across an MCU of a cafeteria lunch table. An apple flies in from off-screen chaos, spilling a juice box and settling on our hero Mystery Meat lunch tray. The animated Meat will continue the motion by inch-worming out of frame revealing the SYFY logo in the negative space of it’s slimy meaty trail.