Mockumentary style setup as Donna and Albert profess their obsession w/wearing nothing but white. Montage shows negative impacts on their life while they try in vain to explain their reasoning..e.g-they stain their clothes every meal, Albert shows up to flag football in a white shirt(his team's dark green), and the coup de grace-Donna frantically looks for a formal white dress in her closet, finally settling on her wedding dress. Cut to reveal they're at a funeral. Could be avoided w/Nizoral A.D