Open on a public park basketball court. Darryl & Alex, (mid 30's), are stretching slowly in prep for a pickup game. They seem to be very distracted by something offscreen. After an awkward beat,we cut to reveal PHILIP (35), bent in a pretzel stretch, like a circus contortionist. Finally Darryl asks "How did you get so flexible Philip?!" Philip explains that it's due to his new yoga instructor who uses delicious Fiber One bars as motivation to stretch by holding it tantalizingly close to his face