2 men sit by fire. Man 1 holds his Braun shaver "This could shave ANYTHING". Man 2 "Yeah right." Man 1 "Seriously. You name it and I can shave it..Bet on it." He holds his hand out to shake. Suddenly the bushes part and a huge, frighteningly hairy HILLBILLY appears with a giant ax. HILLBILLY "MM..Thought I smelled fresh meat." Man 2 shakes Man 1's hand. Cut to campfire later. Hillbilly is clean shaven and speaking eloquently. He sits with the men at the campfire & cuts a piece of steak w/his ax