A nervous pickle is standing backstage. It wears a sprig of dill over the shoulders like a diva boa. Outside an excited audience is waiting and before them sit three judges. Think America's got talent. Pickle enters the stage and clears his throat. Everybody is expecting him to sing a song but instead he screams it (like an opera) from the top of his lungs. One of the judges water glass breaks. It gets all silent for a moment. Then all judges press the green "yes" button. The audience cheers!