On dating website: "You Have 3 Matches." Ann heads out the door. Date 1: Loud dance club; they can barely hear each other talk. Ann goes home, washes it away with Olay. Date 2: "Romantic" dinner, they stare awkwardly, he slurps his soup loudly. Ann washes it away with Olay. Date 3: She opens the door, he's holding his cat, wearing a sweatshirt with a cat on it. Olay does the trick again. Dating website: "You Have 3 More Matches." Ann shuts her laptop, walks outside and bumps into the perfect guy