Open scene in restaurant with a room full of heroes and athletes (firemen, soldiers, etc) having what appears to be a support group meeting. Each hero has flashbacks to their exploits as they talk. A soldier walking away in slow motion from an explosion without looking, a skateboarder tricking over a car etc. Cut to an astronaut several tables over chilling with several hot women. Heroes say “How can we compete with that!?” (One cries) Blur fade to title “Nothing beats an astronaut