Man's friend offers salary negotiation advice: "No matter what it is, turn the first offer down."
Then show series of interviews where Man turns down offers:
"Have a seat." Man's response with snooty laughter, "I don't think so!"
"How about some coffee?" Man raises eyebrows, says, "Oh please, not a chance!"
"We want to offer you the Executive VP position, with six figure salary." Man cries out, "Not on your life!"
He leaves all offices, feeling so proud of his firm negotiations.