A boss invites his top salesman, Rick, into his office. "Rick, you've been such a hard worker, that I wanted to reward you. I got you an all-expenses paid beach vacation for two!" Rick says, "Wow, my wife will be so excited!" His boss says, "Wife?" Cut to Rick on vacation trip with his boss, doing couples stuff. They get a massage together. Lay on the beach together. Shop at a flea market together. Rick is miserable but the boss seems to think this is all completely normal.