Create a seemingly serious interview piece where people earnestly explain how life with CGSD (Chronic Gum Swallowing Disorder) was before Cool Blasts. It should feel like an infomercial you would see late at night, but be self-aware so it's obviously a joke. One guy swallows 24 pieces of gum per day. Another woman had to start tying a string to her gum to keep from swallowing it. Finally, Cool Blasts is introduced and changes their lives forever.