A WOMAN parks her car. On the radio, two DJs talk about the impending yellowing teeth epidemic. She ignores them and blithely sips her coffee. Suddenly, she sees a CRAZY GUY holding a sign that says "Yellow is Coming!" The WOMAN becomes super self-concious about her teeth being yellow. She rushes home and frantically searches for Crest WhiteStrips. Once she finds them, her hysteria vanishes. Now she has nothing to worry about.