With ‘What does your beard say about you’ in mind, we literally want to hear what certain beards have to say. Open on a MAN (late 20’s) with a wildly unkempt beard that has a mind of his own. We see/hear his beard making unpleasant shrieking sounds and negatively commenting on the Man’s life while he’s on a date, while he’s walking down the street, and even when he’s looking in the mirror. Finally, he styles his beard with new Braun products, and now it talks with a sophisticated British accent.