Opening on a regal hallway, we see walls lined w/ portraits, each one showcasing a beard more epic than the last- from "The Undercarriage" to the "Generals 'Stache".

Having used only the finest blades to achieve their signature look, each man is visibly deserving of his place in beard history; but now it's your turn to join the ranks of the elite & w/ blades as precise as the HC5050 & Cruzer 6 u can take your beard to the next level, finally earning your place in the "Pantheon of Perfection".