Funny. A guy & his friend panic- his wife has tasked them with picking colors before her return. He's filled the wall with Affinity swatches and his tear-filled/over-the-top monologue sells them: "HOW DO I PICK WHEN EVERY COLOR GOES TOGETHER?! THE BLUES GOES WITH THE GREENS & THE YELLOWS & THE ORANGES & THEY ALL LOOK PERFECT..." He bangs his head and all but 3 colors fall. Just as his beautiful wife enters. "They're PERFECT!" she says. Our hero notices the colors and bursts into a relieved grin