You're probably wondering what the story is behind a name like "Clinkenbeard." In short, my Proto-Germanic ancestors were known for weaving bells and bits of metal into their long beards and hair... so that when they charged into battle completely nude, it was that much more terrifying. I'm not making that up. I proudly follow in my ancestor's footsteps, but in a contemporary wayI'm a writer who battles to tell unique stories, a comedian who calls attention to the shiny distractions woven into our lives, and an actor who lays bare my emotions on the stage and screen. I also teach chess to 3-year-olds, but the nude barbarian metaphor isn't really appropriate for that. If you want great concepts, a unique perspective, and someone who weaves a compelling story, you won't find anyone better. If you're looking for someone who can handle tough clients, I'll repeat: I routinely work with 3-year-olds. Check out my portfolio at: http://cargocollective.com/jonclinkenbeard Let's create something