Drab conference room. DM swag on table, credenza. Dept Heads sit anxiously. New Boss today: 'Hatchet Man' known for firing entire teams. Someone: "we're going to be fired anyway, let's grab our 'severance' & leave with dignity". SPRING into action! DM products stuffed under clothing & into every available pocket & orifice. Boss enters, oblivious. They freeze. Boss: "Nobody's getting fired. Now let's start building our new relationship based on trust." DM products sticking in & out of everywhere.