A paper football sits perfectly on a paperclip. In the distance, pencils form a field goal. A pair of polished fingers struts up the field, in slow motion. The fingers brushes it's tips like a raging bull before sprinting in full speed. In a single flick, the paper football flies and splits the uprights! TOUCHDOWN! The office erupts! We pull out to reveal the office player was a beautiful woman! The opposing male player gulps. The next day, he wears an embarrassing dress made of colorful paper.