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Plain white guy in a car-- presses the AM RADIO button. Smiles. -He always looks both ways and uses a crosswalk... always -He once kissed a girl, just to see how it would feel -For him, happy hour is 'The Big Bang Theory' followed by 'Two&aHalf Men' -He voted for Dukakis -His knowledge of the dewi-decimal system knows no bounds -He has three black friends His car pulls up next to a hot chick. He MANUALLY rolls up the window. "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer non-alcoholic"

Idea: The Least Interesting Man In The World

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