A boss invites his top salesman, Rick, into his office. "Rick, you've been such a hard worker, that I wanted to reward you. I got you an all-expenses paid beach vacation for two!" Rick says, "Wow, my wife will be so excited!" His boss says, "Wife?" Cut to Rick on vacation trip with his boss, doing couples stuff. They get a massage together. Lay on the beach together. Shop at a flea market together. Rick is miserable but the boss seems to think this is all completely normal.
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Boss' assistant tells the boss that it might be nice to motivate his employees with some kind of recognition. Clueless boss agrees. He looks around in his desk for something. He walks around the office. We hear him say great things to various employees, but when we actually see what he is giving them, it's a bunch of random things he's found in his own office. Finally, he thanks his assistant for the great idea by sticking a huge star sticker on his/her forehead.
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A guy gets to work and he’s welcomed by a musical-like singing number done by his colleagues. It goes on from the elevator till he sits down by his computer. They are signing about how good he is and how proud they are he’s working with them (+ technical descriptions of what he’s done). He seems terrified, sits by his computer. They are quiet. Then his boss walks past his cubicle and starts singing the finishing number. OfficeTeam: show your appreciation in a way they’ll appreciate.
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Morning. A woman gently wakes up in her bed- then screams, as her entire office is in her room, smiling. "Surprise! You've been working so hard, we made you breakfast in bed!" She looks horrified. They place a tray on her bed, then all watch her with frozen grins. She says, "You all need to get out of my house." Tag: She walks into her kitchen- they left a mountain of dirty dishes.
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Tania is explaining to her employees how she has had trouble deciding who gets the "One Week Cruise Package" since everyone has being doing so well. So she turns around and throws the tickets into the crowd of employees. The tix hit the floor. (A BEAT) then everyone dives to the floor. They attack & push each other. One man begins to do karate until he is hit with a chair from behind. One guy yells "I GOT EM!" & is elbow-dropped by another woman. The boss looks in horror. Shoulda used O.T.